“You’d do what I’d do?  You’d go to Washington and spend all day surfing the Internet in your underwear while you eat an entire family-sized box of cereal?  No!  I don’t want somebody to go to Washington and do what I do!  I want someone to go to Washington and have discipline, and a work ethic, and… hygiene.  I want the opposite of what I would do!”

Jay Smooth <3