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Russian Kids Cheat Death Atop Sky High Steel Beams

In Soviet Russia… you film your friends scaling narrow steel beams—which are conveniently located 900 feet in the air—without any safety equipment. And then, if you don’t die while doing so, you upload it to YouTube. Watch inside.

I would SHIT MY PANTS.  The only thing I can think of that would be worse than having to shimmy across one of those beams is seeing a live colossal squid.

Both of those are legitimate fears.

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